urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:binbou_banzai let us worship the poor folks Suoh Tamaki 2006-04-25T13:36:17Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:binbou_banzai:1041 2006-04-25T09:41:46Z 2006-04-25T13:36:17Z My dear host club members. Take a gander at <a href="http://maximumprofit.livejournal.com/378.html?thread=7802#t7802">THIS</a>. <br /><br />At first it broke my heart, ripped it to shreds, tore it into fragile little pieces... how could my sweet Haruhi possibly say such a thing! But then, I spent the next few days pondering over it thoroughly while threading as many cheese rings as I could through my fingers- at least four for the thumb, eight for the middle and six for the rest! -and I have finally come to a conclusion.<br /><br />I have to- no, I <i>must</i>, be the best cross-dresser there is for the next Iron Chef tournament. I really don't know why I never thought of it before - her honoured father is one, it's obvious what she recognises as fatherly behaviour. <br /><br />Don't you worry Haruhi: I, Suoh Tamaki, swear to be the most beautiful <b><span style="background: url(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/aatash/sparkle.gif); font-size: 15pt">man-woman</b></span> you've ever seen!! <small>How are the sparkles, are the sparkles pretty? &hearts;</small><br /><br />While we're on that, how is everyone's dresses coming along? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:binbou_banzai:661 2006-04-20T08:20:42Z 2006-04-20T08:50:24Z LOOK HARUHI, <a href="http://binbou-banzai.livejournal.com">LOOK</a>, COMMONER ADVERTISEMENTS!<br /><br />I can choose the ones I'm most interested in! Of course, I took pets and entertainment and household appliances and such, to learn more of the commoner culture. And look, <i>links</i>.<br /><br />This is even better than a paid account!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:binbou_banzai:375 2006-04-20T00:51:59Z 2006-04-20T05:41:49Z Host club members. Do you like French maids? Do you want to see Haruhi as a girl?? Do you like <i>this</i>???<br /><br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/aatash/haruhi-maid.jpg" /><br /><br />Then assist me in putting our adorable daughter- or sister, whichever part of the family you may be -into this gorgeous outfit! <br /><br />Plan A calls for everyone to dress in a skirt, so she wouldn't feel alone! <s>Mother, do you suppose you could order the outfits?</s> Oh, and we might need food for the geese too!<br /><br />[edit] Most of us have decided on a suitable dress, Kyouya! What will you be wearing?