Call me King

The King has made his decision.

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:41:46 GMT

My dear host club members. Take a gander at THIS.

At first it broke my heart, ripped it to shreds, tore it into fragile little pieces... how could my sweet Haruhi possibly say such a thing! But then, I spent the next few days pondering over it thoroughly while threading as many cheese rings as I could through my fingers- at least four for the thumb, eight for the middle and six for the rest! -and I have finally come to a conclusion.

I have to- no, I must, be the best cross-dresser there is for the next Iron Chef tournament. I really don't know why I never thought of it before - her honoured father is one, it's obvious what she recognises as fatherly behaviour.

Don't you worry Haruhi: I, Suoh Tamaki, swear to be the most beautiful man-woman you've ever seen!! How are the sparkles, are the sparkles pretty? ♥

While we're on that, how is everyone's dresses coming along?

A change in account.

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:20:42 GMT

LOOK HARUHI, LOOK, COMMONER ADVERTISEMENTS!

I can choose the ones I'm most interested in! Of course, I took pets and entertainment and household appliances and such, to learn more of the commoner culture. And look, links.

This is even better than a paid account!!

OPERATION: HARUHI MAID.

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:51:59 GMT

Host club members. Do you like French maids? Do you want to see Haruhi as a girl?? Do you like this???

Then assist me in putting our adorable daughter- or sister, whichever part of the family you may be -into this gorgeous outfit!

Plan A calls for everyone to dress in a skirt, so she wouldn't feel alone! ~~Mother, do you suppose you could order the outfits?~~ Oh, and we might need food for the geese too!

[edit] Most of us have decided on a suitable dress, Kyouya! What will you be wearing?